You’re always listening to the voice of reason, but this time it’s wrong. To strengthen your faith you need exposure to toxic spiritual viruses so your faith immune system can recognize and defend itself against bacterial wickedness. Going to the big Halloween party is God’s love vaccinating your soul for heaven. Don’t worry, drink endlessly, smoke all the laced reefer, mingle and mushroom your moral compass into holy oblivion.

⚠️ This was written to influence sinful behavior only. Its historical & religious reference is just a deceptive used, it has nothing to do with current events.
Shrooms are marinated in cow shit, so that’s a hard pass. Never enjoyed reefer, but I do dabble in acid and other unmentionables.