The dream and fantasy of having a powerline transformer swinging down to split my head open while burning in excruciating pain from the large amount of electrical voltage, happened without me. The chance of dying a “humorous” death again.. failed. Tornado season is near and positive wishful anti-luck can’t ignore me forever.

Dang. That’s actually ridiculous.😕 Can you sue?
It was last week, during one of Michigan’s ice storm while walking to the bus stop.
Ahhh. They didn’t clean it up so it couldn’t hurt anyone in the snow…?
You have Tornadoes. I want to see a Tornado….
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