An alter ego job: a part-time job an individual works where they’re secretly made to develop an omnipotent level of low self-esteem, because others want God to despise their existence for entertainment purposes. The energy spiraling from this conspiracy shines upon them so strong, fate’s satellites are forced to evenly disburse the Job’s (Conspiracy Negativity) so it doesn’t spread in a predictable manner. This allows both extreme tragedy and happiness to prevail within that same moment.

I’m a full time college student and I feel this. Half of the people my supposed to be graduating class already graduated so now I’m stuck here with misery and nothing makes any sense.😵💫