Waiting To Get Fired II

Sitting in the locker room thinking, I may have to exceed my normal part time super low-self-esteem image life. In order to meet the requirements of thirsty demanding egos. Appearing to live dingy and look raggedy maybe getting stale. My dreams and aspirations of a glorious firing looks gray. So I made a list of ideas to keep the sun shining on a cloudy day: •Allow a meat cleaver to get stuck in my eye, •Self-baptize in scorching hot grease, •Sleep in the local county police dumpster with handcuffs on and demand to be sent to prison for life on charges related to (catchphrase) ..WAITING TO GET FIRED